Justin the Mighty ipodpanda@gmail.com Get ready for the most splendiferous pudding pop you've ever seen. Justin and Dani yes gay,panda,nerd,burrow,pandashow,homosexuality,queer,elfchild,comedy,funny,laugh,podcast,fun,dork,doofus,silly,digidani,daniel,justin,hippie,hippy,hippiemoo,moocow,boyfriends,couple,partners,danijustinshow http://www.entertheburrow.com/pandashow/pandashow.xml http://theburrow.libsyn.com Justin is 23. Daniel is 24. They are both gay, gay, gay. (But not TOO gay?) They enjoy sitting around, talking to the wonderful listeners who faithfully download each episode. If you like general dorkiness, not-so-serious discussions, and 2 fruity bastages in love (awwww), then this show is for you! en-us 2006 - 2010 by Justin Brown (www.hippiemoo.com) 60 http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/request09films.mp3 Justin and Dani Quik09 at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:04:12 yes This is a short listener request update. We're pretty sure our next show is going to be about films of 2009. Good films. Bad films. Some as big as your head. We'd like you to call us at 909-742-9268 and give us a short little message about one of your most (or least) loved films of 2009. Hope to hear from you soon! Voicemail: 909-742-9268 Site: http://blog.hippiemoo.com Music: "Yadadada" by Justin Tranter (http://semipreciousweapons.com/) "Somebody Help Me" by Full Blown Rose (http://www.fullblownrose.com) Film spool image: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/up2u Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:01:01 EDT http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/new_year_2010.mp3 Justin and Dani HNY2010 at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:32:34 yes This was supposed to be a 2-minute update. It... well... went on slightly longer. Happy 2010, peeps. Enjoy! "Giant thighs and a crazy pelvis." Officially Justin's favorite line of the episode. Music: "Auld Lang Syne" by Rockosaurus Rex (www.rockosaurusrex.com) Links: Official Site (http://www.hippiemoo.com) Justin on Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/justinthemighty) Daniel on Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/danielthetrue) The Show on Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/pandashow) Album Art - http://www.sxc.hu/profile/ilco Comment and Voicemail Line - 909.742.9268 [909 SHAZBOT] Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:01:01 EDT http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/JJPCHLSep1pt3.mp3 Justin and Jacob JJPCHLS1c at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 01:12:47 yes All fantastically beautiful things must eventually come to an end, as is the case with this delightful collaboration with the wise and powerful Jacob. (He commands the unholy power of the Zune!!!) Listen, enjoy, and leave some bloody comments already! :) Jake and Justin's Primetime Candy and Happy Life Show "Good Hate-Sex is Way Better Than Megan Fox" (aka Ep.1/Pt.3) Full duration of episode: 1hr12min:47sec General Topic Timeline: 0:02:14 - A long, long time ago... 0:06:54 - "I'm one of THOSE people..." 0:08:55 - "Ah yes... my archnemesis!" 0:13:41 - No f*cking way! We're not 'tweens! 0:17:40 - Split-second bad English accent moment 0:19:10 - John Travolta. Robin Williams. Dog. 'Nuff said. 0:22:37 - Interesting, bad, or a combination thereof. 0:23:20 - Nic Cage ruined Justin's childhood memories. 0:25:18 - There are no "Buy one, Get one" dry vagina sales here... 0:28:37 - Bad Sean Connery impressions for everyone! 0:29:55 - "I'll split it into pieces. It'll be ok." 0:32:28 - That's just mean. 0:35:29 - It's not mine. It's an iTunes rental. 0:38:15 - A moment of silence for our dignity. 0:41:36 - Jake et Justin: Un film mauvais 0:43:45 - If all else fails... 0:47:00 - Zillafag ice-skating ruins the mystique 0:50:08 - Can I pick all 3? 0:50:40 - Wait... am I f*cking Judi Dench?! Epic win! 0:51:30 - Have sex with or kill? Erotic asphyxiation = compromise. 0:53:50 - Damn you, Rachael Ray! 0:57:27 - Let me Google it! 1:02:30 - Straight up Vaudeville, bitches! 1:05:00 - Parting is such sweet sorrow... 1:06:39 - Filling our awkward silence quota 1:08:05 - Filling our offending the disabled quota 1:08:20 - The End. Links: Timur Bekmambetov - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0067457/ Pixar - http://www.pixar.com/ Shutter Island - http://www.shutterisland.com/ Podscope - http://www.podscope.com/ Zillafag - http://www.zillafag.com Zune - http://www.zune.net Special thanks to: Andrew Potterton (http://www.myspace.com/dopekick) Blastwave FX (http://www.blastwavefx.com/) Aaron English (http://www.aaronenglish.com) And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again!) **If anyone has any clue who I can credit for the "Please don't divorce mommy" bit, please let me know. I can't recall where I found it.** Contact/Observe: Comment and Voicemail Line - 909.742.9268 [909 SHAZBOT] General Questions or Comments - ipodpanda@gmail.com Justin (Twitter) - http://twitter.com/justinthemighty The Show (Twitter) - http://twitter.com/pandashow Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:34:56 EDT http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/JJPCHLSep1pt2.mp3 Justin and Jacob JJPCHLS1b at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:50:21 yes The geektastic fun continues as Justin and Jacob return for part two of their delightfully clumsy podcast romp. (Romp? Wha? How uncool!) Enjoy the randomosity! (I love fake words.) Jake and Justin's Primetime Candy and Happy Life Show "She's My Sister Too!" (aka Ep.1/Pt.2) Full duration of episode: 50min:21sec General Topic Timeline: 01:51 - And so it continues... 02:25 - Well, it's rectangular (Geek ALERT!) 15:15 - Browser talk 23:30 - Pr0n + Zune = Ta-da! 23:50 - Rupert Grint's ice cream truck 26:30 - Alaska's Mexicans! 26:35 - Ice cream continued 29:55 - Here's how to order! 32:20 - Ye Olde Dildo Factory and the Pepsi Incident 36:40 - The Eternal Circus 38:20 - The kind of video-on-audio that Zilla loves 39:40 - Movie talk? 48:20 - All for now... Links: Opera (http://www.opera.com) Firefox (http://getfirefox.com) Flock (http://www.flock.com) Creative MuVo (http://us.creative.com) Apple iPod (http://store.apple.com/us) Microsoft Zune (http://www.zune.com) Netflix (http://www.netflix.com) Ubuntu (http://www.ubuntu.com) Rupert Grint (http://www.rupert-grint.us/) Billy Mays (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays) Special thanks to: Lucian Piane (http://www.revolucian.com) Andrew Potterton (http://www.myspace.com/dopekick) Blastwave FX (http://www.blastwavefx.com/) And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again!) Contact/Observe: Comment and Voicemail Line - 909.742.9268 [909 SHAZBOT] General Questions or Comments - ipodpanda@gmail.com Justin (Twitter) - http://twitter.com/justinthemighty The Show (Twitter) - http://twitter.com/pandashow Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:34:56 EDT http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/JJPCHLSpt1.mp3 Justin and Jacob JJPCHLS1a at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 01:03:54 yes Justin's friend Jacob joins him for this multi-part recording that is half funny and half tragically flawed. (Love us?) Oh yeah, "multi-part" is code for "the dorks kept talking and had to hack the show into separate pieces." Enjoy! Jake and Justin's Primetime Candy and Happy Life Show "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Always A Giveaway" (aka Ep.1/Pt.1) Full duration of episode: 1hr:03min:54sec General Topic Timeline: 04:47 - And so it begins... 06:50 - Half-Blood Prince movie 15:05 - What's JKR up to? 19:03 - Pancakes! 28:58 - "Tragically horrible." 30:09 - Warped Tour 2009 31:49 - A Modern Candy Bar 32:35 - Back to Warped Tour 35:16 - "You want some sandwiches?" 38:57 - "I kissed a girl and I got..." 40:27 - Spinach* and tomatoes 44:10 - Food Pyramid 47:21 - Steve Ballmer/Windows 7/Apple rant 1:00:50 - Heading out for now... *It's Stouffer's, not Russell Stover. (Me sowwy. No idea what I was smoking.) Links: IMAX Theatres (http://www.imax.com) Guillermo Del Toro (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0868219/) Pancakes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancake) Hungry Hungry Hippos (http://www.hasbro.com) "We'll do it live!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY) "We'll do it live! [The Remix!]" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE) Wendy's (http://www.wendys.com) Stouffer's (http://www.stouffers.com) Food Pyramid/USDA (http://mypyramid.gov) Microsoft (http://www.microsoft.com) European Union (http://www.eurunion.org/eu/) Apple (http://www.apple.com) Micro Center (http://www.microcenter.com) Music: "Old Dun Cow" by Brobdingnagian Bards (http://www.thebards.net) Special thanks to: Andrew Potterton (http://www.myspace.com/dopekick) Blastwave FX (http://www.blastwavefx.com/) And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again!) Contact/Observe: General Questions or Comments - ipodpanda@gmail.com Justin (Twitter) - http://twitter.com/justinthemighty The Show (Twitter) - http://twitter.com/pandashow Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:01:01 EDT http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/20090620_151055_Pride_2.m4a Justin and Dani OandA3 at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:02:44 no F*cking wind. Gah! *slaps the wind* Another little tidbit recorded at Columbus Pride this year. Justin really didn't want to go (he doesn't do crowds well), but Dani loves the gayness. Avoid the ants! Note: These were pulled from my phone, so they're in the format iPhones record the memos in (m4a). I could have converted them to mp3, but... um... I didn't. :) Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:35:56 EDT http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/20090620_150651_Pride_1.m4a Justin and Dani OandA2 at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:00:46 no We were making an attempt at a small impromptu recording... until SHE arrived. (*insert ominous music here*) Note: These were pulled from my phone, so they're in the format iPhones record the memos in (m4a). I could have converted them to mp3, but... um... I didn't. :) Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:34:56 EDT http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/20090619_215223_Star_Trek.m4a Justin and Dani OandA1 at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:00:37 no The first of our shorty recordings. We (that would be us) went to Movie Tavern to see some flicks. (A date! w00t!) "Year One" was new for both of us, and we saw "Star Trek" as well (1st time for Dani, 2nd time for Justin). This is just a few random seconds in the lobby while we waited. Oh, for the record, "Star Trek" is even more fun when you have a few drinks in you. Note: These were pulled from my phone, so they're in the format iPhones record the memos in (m4a). I could have converted them to mp3, but... um... I didn't. :) Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:34:56 EDT http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/ep7panda.mp3 Justin and Dani Skittle at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 01:23:01 yes There are no creepy Coldplay puppets here. Notes: *The poop machine and his successors *A very gay, very musical episode *Daniel's mum and Girls Gone Wild? *The Day The Earth Stood Still / Coraline / Watchmen *No one got plastered on Xmas, but it was still nice *Good ol' party plates *TWO Tips of the Day! *Our mystery Zune listener is... *Loading up on Boone's Farm *Justin practices his Cameron Bright death stare *Vermont/Iowa legalize it, bitches! *Justin's saucy mistress *Shower sex = awkward, good times *What we're looking forward to *...and other stuff we're too lazy to add here. Complete Random Learning Moment of the Day: Illusions - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvVfcyVCdNA ---------------------------------- Special thanks to Jacob for putting me (Justin) in a happy enough mood to record this mess. ---------------------------------- Stuff/People We Mentioned: Marilyn Manson - http://www.marilynmanson.com No Doubt - http://www.nodoubt.com Bill Nye - http://www.billnye.com Leo Laporte - http://leoville.com Jonathan Coulton - http://www.jonathancoulton.com Shirley Bassey - http://www.dameshirleybassey.com Lambchop - http://www.lambchop.tv/ eBay - http://www.ebay.com Revision3 - http://www.revision3.com Dvorak - http://dvorak.org/blog Stephen King - http://www.stephenking.com Dean Koontz - http://www.deankoontz.com Hetty Wainthropp Investigates - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127376/ The Movies Mentioned: The Day The Earth Stood Still - http://www.thedaytheearthstoodstillmovie.com Coraline - http://www.coraline.com Watchmen - http://watchmenmovie.warnerbros.com Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - http://www.harrypotter.com Where The Wild Things Are - http://wherethewildthingsare.warnerbros.com/ Star Trek - http://www.startrekmovie.com Our Links: Official Site (http://www.hippiemoo.com) Libsyn Blog (http://theburrow.libsyn.com) Elfchild's Panda Show @ Myspace (http://www.myspace.com/pandashow) Justin @ Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/justinthemighty) Daniel @ Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/danielthetrue) The Show @ Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/pandashow) Justin's Other Gig (http://show.justinthemighty.com) Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/pandapodcast) Flickr (http://www.flickr.com/photos/9850252@N04) Music: Theme - "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy Break - "Linda Linda" by The Blue Hearts Ending - "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton (And the little bit during Adam's piece was taken from a karaoke version of "Heart-Shaped Glasses" by Marilyn Manson.) Thanks for listening (and reading these f*cking long shownotes!) Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/pandafullep6.mp3 Justin and Dani Politek at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 01:22:56 yes Der Politekturduckenshowzen Notes: *Slowest progression ever! *Woefully behind the times? Never! *Unhealthy fascination with Adam's crotch *CNN: Technopimps Extraordinaire *Is that you, Boomsheeka? *We promise to read hate mail. *We welcome Lady Liberty's copper tits. *Stroking the Colossus *Bienvenidos a Sabado Gigante!!! *Permanently scarred by Graham Norton's Belgian Chocolate *Delicious radiator omelette recipe *Have you pre-ordered "Nailin' Palin" yet? *One word: Taint *Beefalo? *Kirstie's ovaries and the immensely popular mooseknuckle *Completely Random Learning Moment of the Day *Suck it, England! Where's your Billy Mays?! *"It all leads back to Daniel's drunken mom." *Himalayan Whistle Kid Sweatshop Plantation **--**--**--**--** Mentioned: Science Moment of the Day (www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FqLCLooayM) Michio Kaku (www.mkaku.org) Congressman Dennis J. Kucinich (kucinich.us) Univision (www.univision.com) Telemundo (tv.telemundo.yahoo.com) Yo Gabba Gabba (www.yogabbagabba.com) Jonathan Coulton (www.jonathancoulton.com) G4 (www.g4tv.com) Miss Carolina Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww) Cillit Bang (www.cillitbang.co.uk) Billy Mays Wiki (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays) Twitter (www.twitter.com) TWiT (www.twit.tv) Leo Laporte (www.leoville.com) CNN (www.cnn.com) Our Links: Official Site (www.hippiemoo.com) Libsyn Blog (theburrow.libsyn.com) Elfchild's Panda Show @ Myspace (www.myspace.com/pandashow) Justin @ Twitter (www.twitter.com/justinthemighty) Daniel @ Twitter (www.twitter.com/danielthetrue) Music: "Oh Canada" by Danny Fong (www.mevio.com/music/?artist_id=864) "Mr Fancypants" by Jonathan Coulton (www.jonathancoulton.com) "Smooth Sexy Monkey" by Sausage Boy (sausageboy.songhole.org) Special thanks to Andrew Potterton and Blastwave FX @ Soundsnap (www.soundsnap.com) Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/ep5horcruxfull.mp3 Justin and Dani Horcrux at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 01:29:42 yes Episode 5: Our Podcast Is A Horcrux *Justin's paper is extra magical *The first 70% is always pointless *Suck it, Hillary... and other things WE missed *Magic Erase your tension *Margaritas + Hulk = a decent time for all *Sell everything to Viacom to avoid confrontation *Coke binges lead to handheld gaming *Stealing cheese and killing hookers *Dani's kidneys are soft and supple *Going straight *Domestic abuse has never been more loving *Apple's vending robot *LOGO (and the suckage within) *A list written in shit? *Fake psychics welcome *Spray-on glitter connections *Hi, Gale! *We don't condone shoving things in your asshole *"Can you make an anal bottle rocket?" *Pre-post-show recap time! ------------------------------------------------ Info: Email - ipodpanda@gmail.com Official Website - www.hippiemoo.com Libsyn Blog - theburrow.libsyn.com Twitter (Justin) - www.twitter.com/justinthemighty Myspace - www.myspace.com/pandashow Youtube - www.youtube.com/pandapodcast Flickr - www.flickr.com/photos/9850252@N04 ------------------------------------------------ Podcasts Mentioned Within: DTWF Podcast - www.dtwfpodcast.com Feast of Fools - www.feastoffools.net Distorted View Daily - www.distortedview.com This Week in Tech - www.twit.tv Zillacast - www.zillafag.com ------------------------------------------------ Lots of Links (So watch where you click!): Mr Clean - www.mrclean.com Movie Tavern - www.movietavern.com Sony PSP - www.us.playstation.com/PSP Mister Bill - www.mrbill.com Blinky Bill - www.imdb.com/title/tt0103837 David the Gnome - www.imdb.com/title/tt0283721 Ratatouille - disney.go.com/disneypictures/ratatouille GTA: Liberty City Stories - www.rockstargames.com/libertycitystories The Leaky Cauldron - www.leakynews.com Coke Blak (France) - www.coca-colablak.fr TAPS - www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com Swarovski - www.swarovski.com Mister Potato Head (Hasbro) - www.hasbro.com/playskool/mrpotatohead Mythbusters - dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/mythbusters.html Hitler Reacts to HBP Delay - www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnt8_okeRA LOGO - www.logoonline.com Weezer - www.weezer.com Adult Swim - www.adultswim.com ABC Underwear - www.abcunderwear.com Johnny Dangerous - www.johnnydangerous.net Amazon - www.amazon.com Bearforce1 - www.bearforce1.nl Fiona Apple - www.fiona-apple.com The Fighting Cocks - www.myspace.com/thefightingcocks Marilyn Manson - www.marilynmanson.com Dippin' Dots - www.dippindots.com Barack Obama - www.barackobama.com ------------------------------------------------ Music: Opening Skit: "Jinx! You're Gay!" by Smart Bomb Radio Theme Song: "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy Ending Song: "No Candy" by The Fighting Cocks ------------------------------------------------ Hey there, peeps. Just adding this tiny bit at the bottom here in an attempt to claim our feed @ PodcastAlley. Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/update19aug08.mp3 Justin and Dani Maybe at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:02:53 yes Just me (Justin, that is) listening to Marc Gunn and letting you guys know a tiny bit of podcast-related info. Yay! (I promise we're not dead, really. Ghosts don't podcast much.) Music: "Don't Go Drinking With Hobbits" by Marc Gunn (www.marcgunn.com) Links: This Week In Tech (www.twit.tv) Podsafe Music Network (music.podshow.com) Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/phony14mar08.mp3 Justin and Dani Justview at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:04:42 yes This is the kind of shit that happens when Justin is bored and needs creative ways of letting the listeners know the show is still around, despite our crappy hiatus. In this quickie show, Justin interviews Justin. Ohhhhhhhhh yeaaaaahhhh!!! Special thanks to the creative users at Soundsnap (www.soundsnap.com) for the music loop and assorted sounds. Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/28dec2007elfchild.mp3 Justin and Dani Suckage at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:05:35 yes Justin updates the audience on our mic replacement plans, our soon-to-be-uploaded video, and how much Blue Mics' customer service really blows. For more info on the background music in this little update, visit: http://www.soundsnap.com/user/20 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/justintunnel.mp3 Justin and Dani Rambling at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:15:22 yes Hey all. This is Justin. [That's me!] Ok... I like to ramble. And so... here I am... rambling. I sort of update a bit as I do so [that is to say that I semi-explain the lack of recent episodes in the process]. I recorded this around midnight on November 19th. I'm sorry if I seem all sixes and sevens. *hugs* Oh yeah... I'm in a fake tunnel. Yay! Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/2aug2007update.mp3 Justin and Dani Pandaland at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:13:20 yes We've recorded a 13-minute update, which mentions our Flickr account, our YouTube channel, etc. Lots of general gayness. Enjoy! Today's links: Our YouTube Channel - http://www.youtube.com/pandapodcast Our Flickr Account - http://flickr.com/photos/9850252@N04/ Our Myspace Page - http://www.myspace.com/pandashow Sat, 4 Aug 2007 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/pandaep4pt2.mp3 Justin and Dani Skypey at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 01:25:18 yes I'm not really going to give a description this time around, as I'm too busy nerding out and watching "KAPOW! Superhero Science" on The Science Channel. Oh... what the hell... a little description. Ok, so the first episode bit ran long... sorry. But we redeem ourselves with the 2nd part here... which is... er... long too. But it's filled with goodness, like Justin and Dani's gay pride-related babbling intro! Plus: The Frost Bank lady, Hannah's answering machine, and Justin's drag queen ex-boyfriend [delightful ol' Jamie] who joins in on the conversation for an extremely horrible, funny, badly planned podcast. It's truly worth downloading for the overlapping conversations alone. Hehehe. Four people talking over Skype at one time is quite the experience to behold, and provides those oh-so-lovely glitches toward the end of the episode. *Note for any Potter nerds who may yell at me: At the time this was recorded, the release date for OOTP was still July 13th. It was later changed to July 11th, but it was too late to really fix in the recording. If you bitch about it, I'll go Bellatrix on yo' ass! * Our podcast is possessed and buggy * "Do not encourage the furries!" * Watersports, you say? * "I smell patchouli!" * Frost Bank time is... * Gay pride! * Time to call Hannah! * Purse pun! Hooray! * Minty, milky cat semen! * Jamie's cult meeting... * "Oh... sweet Jesus..." * Mikey's suspiciously aware of dendrophilia... * Justin's new mesh boxers, and the penis therein. * "Left testicle, brown. Right testicle, ecru." * Obligatory Joan Crawford reference... * Justin isn't ethnic enough, apparently... * Snoop Dogg can't stay away! * Obligatory Harry Potter reference... * Barack Obama... Osama... so confusing... * Cheer up, straight Jacob! * Burning in Hell this week? Links: Stonewall Columbus - http://www.stonewallcolumbus.org/ Morphicon - http://www.morphicon.org HRC - http://www.hrc.org Google - http://www.google.com Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net Jackie on Myspace - http://myspace.com/thejacexo Barack Obama - http://www.barackobama.com/ Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - http://www.harrypotterorderofthephoenix.com/ Music: Theme Song - "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by Flopsy Closing Song - "A Dozen Bloody Roses" by Dust Rhinos Panda-Related Links: Elfchild's Panda Blog - http://blog.hippiemoo.com Our Libsyn Blog - http://theburrow.libsyn.com Panda Show on Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/pandashow Wed, 25 Jul 2007 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/mikeypandacast.mp3 Justin and Dani Mikeycast at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:58:35 yes This time around, Mikey invades the show and Dani's presence is minimal. Justin and Mikey's intro goes waaaay too long and turns into the podcast itself. Admitting defeat, the two hyper dorks decide to call Dani and have a chat. Lovely summary, eh? Learn all about... * Kentucky: Still humping goats? * Angering Taco Bell * Angering Barbara Walters * "The Hologrid" * Mikey's math skills * Phones that can sing! * Silly, dandy flamers * Brief Potterness * Allergies and obnoxiousness * A modern major general? Music: "Relief" by Chris Garneau Links: Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net Amanda Steinstein - http://www.myspace.com/amandasteinstein Harry Potter 5 - http://www.harrypotterorderofthephoenix.com Chris Garneau - http://www.chrisgarneau.com Barbara Walters - http://abc.go.com/theview/hosts/walters.html Taco Bell - http://www.tacobell.com ABC - http://abc.go.com Dora the Explorer - http://www.nickjr.com Sabado Gigante - http://www.univision.com/ The Pirate Movie - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084504/ Jackie - http://www.myspace.com/thejacexo Panda-Related Links: Elfchild's Panda Blog - http://blog.hippiemoo.com Our Libsyn Blog - http://theburrow.libsyn.com Panda Show on Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/pandashow Wed, 23 May 2007 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/20may2007anni.mp3 Justin and Dani 2Years at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:14:05 yes The 19th of May was the date of Dani and Justin's 2nd anniversary, so they decided to record a little message for everyone. Yay! They also mention the recently-recorded new episode that'll be online soon enough [and features more people than just Daniel and Justin]. Links: Shin-chan - http://www.shinchanshow.com Music: "Party, Join Us" (Shin-Chan) Sun, 20 May 2007 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/update26apr2007.mp3 Justin and Dani Snowball at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:06:49 yes We FINALLY got a new mic, so we'll be able to record new podcasts and such. Listen to the little update [recorded with our new mic, of course] for full details. Yay! Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/14mar2007notice.mp3 Justin and Dani Nintendo at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:33:36 yes It's quite early in the morning, and Justin and Dani have shared the headset [yet again] to bring you guys some random audio. This is another update episode, as opposed to a full-fledged podcast. If you like early-morning boredom, and an outro involving actual audio from Justin playing Nintendo at 4-something in the morning, then download RIGHT AWAY! Today's links: Zillafag/Zillacast - http://www.zillafag.com DTWF Podcast - http://www.dtwfpodcast.com Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net Distorted View - http://www.distortedview.com Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/18jan2007up.mp3 Justin and Dani Schmohio at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:15:08 yes The show isn't gone, Justin and Dani are still a couple, and no hippies were harmed in the creation of this update. Thu, 18 Jan 2007 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/3nov2006podcast.mp3 Justin and Dani Bloody at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:10:14 yes Justin has a cold, but he braves it to give you guys some bits of info. Isn't he a trooper? Sat, 4 Nov 2006 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/pandaprewind.mp3 Justin and Dani Lost at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:51:01 yes This episode was recorded on Christmas Day [2005], but was never added to the podcast feed, and was never heard by anyone [as far as I remember]. Dani's introduction was recorded specifically for this release, and was not part of the original recording. His voice and the theme song were edited in before adding the episode to the feed. Neither were ever actually included in the original format of the show, pre-2006. Tue, 26 Sep 2006 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/pandaqanda.mp3 Justin and Dani Myspace at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:52:48 yes Hannah, my lovable lezzie pal, sent a Myspace bulletin with a bunch of questions. Instead of simply filling out the answers and sending it back, I decided to hand the questions to Daniel and have him interview me. This was originally only intended for my friends on Myspace, but I decided to add it to the podcast feed for you lovely listeners. Enjoy! Thu, 10 Aug 2006 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/pandaep3pt264kbps.mp3 Justin and Dani Heels at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 01:21:18 yes Happy Birthday, Justin! [Er... on August 4th, that is.] As you probably know, this is still episode 3. But this time, it's part 2. Isn't that magical? Part two, of course, means there's a part one. If you haven't listened to part one, then go do so... right now! Part two is totally bogus without part one. It's just mental. And I apologize for the little background sound, but my doofus boyfriend wouldn't turn off his fan and radio before recording. RAWR! *Thank you, Zillafag! *Mongolian Cluster F-ck, anyone? *Props to Joseph, Oregon! *Tacos for Jesus? *Dani and I aren't Paris Hilton. *Yosemite Sam mudflaps are sooooo 2005. *Dani says Chinese people will eat your pets. *Another fine "Burning In Hell" segment is upon us (for real this time). *Justin explains why Starbucks lady is not burning in hell. *We save sinners, unlike those blasphemous Mormons! *Book Recommendations (oh, dear)! *Justin's a shill for the advertising industry. *The Panda Show is the Hindenburg of podcasting! *The rain in Ohio falls mainly in the blimp hangar. *Justin's not a slut. Dani, on the other hand... *Justin's clumsy with the ladies and loves his Magic Shell. *"I voted for the tree." Music (in order): Black Adam - Monkey Symphony Flopsy - Dingos Grooved My Baby** The Predicates - Gay Boyfriend Hiroshi - Ghost Story **our theme song, heard in every episode Links: Zillafag / Zillacast - http://www.zillafag.com Find Your Spot - http://www.findyourspot.com Drink 'Til We're Funny - http://www.dtwfpodcast.com Tower of the Americas - http://toweroftheamericas.com/ Starbucks - http://www.starbucks.com Subway Restaurant - http://www.subway.com Amazon - http://www.amazon.com Jim Grimsley - http://literati.net/Grimsley/ Mark A. Roeder - http://www.markroeder.com/ David Levithan - http://www.davidlevithan.com/ R. A. Salvatore - http://www.rasalvatore.com/ Garth Nix - http://www.garthnix.co.uk/ Naomi Novik - http://www.temeraire.org/ Holes / Louis Sachar - http://www.louissachar.com/ Borders Bookstore - http://www.bordersstores.com/ YouTube - http://www.youtube.com Family Guy - http://www.familyguy.com/ This Week In Tech - http://www.twit.tv/ Twix - http://www.twix.com Podsafe Music Network - http://music.podshow.com WBNS FM - http://www.wbnsfm.com Pottercast - http://www.pottercast.com Mugglecast - http://www.mugglecast.com JAPodcast - http://japodcast.libsyn.com Distorted View - http://www.distortedview.com Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net Suicide Prevention: The Trevor Project Site - http://www.thetrevorproject.org The Trevor Project Hotline - 866.488.7386 [Toll Free] The Gay + Lesbian National Help Center Site - http://www.glnh.org The Gay + Lesbian National Hotline - 1.888.843.4564 [Toll Free] Our Frappr Map - http://www.frappr.com/thepandashow Our Official Site - http://www.hippiemoo.com Panda Show Feedback/Contact - ipodpanda@gmail.com Thu, 03 Aug 2006 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/pandaep3full.mp3 Justin and Dani Chupacabra at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 01:16:03 yes In this episode, Dani gets the Columbine Disassociative Award, Justin apologizes to (*gasp*) Kentucky, and Error Robot Voice drops by for a few words. All that, and... *Justin proclaims "We're a family show!" *We discuss Dani's potential nudity. *Goat-humper cocktail, anyone? *Another fine "Burning In Hell" segment is upon us. *"We roll Monty Python style." *We explain why the Panda Show isn't so regular. *Does Justin drown babies? *Song Recommendations + Indigo Lezzies! *Random Name Shoutout! *The Grandfather Paradox! *Using Cher as an anti-Mafia device? *Dani's straight up GANGSTA, yo! *Hannah, do lezzies like rectal probes? *Anniversary Schmanniversary! *Did you hear about Jim Henson's long-lost muppet, Hitler? *Pimp My Wonderwagon! *Please don't hurt Justin, gay mafia. *Hungry immigrants will soon eat our children! *Satan says visit Hippiemoo.com! Music (in order): Mario Ajero - Canon in D Major (Pachelbel) Flopsy - Dingos Grooved My Baby** Alan Shikoh - It Was A Nightmare Jinx Titanic - Homo Go Home Doug Boldt - Deck the Halls **our theme song, heard in every episode Links: Bill Nye - http://www.billnye.com Anthony Hugh - http://www.anthonyhugh.com/ Carrie Lydon - http://www.myspace.com/carrielydon Podsafe Music Network - http://music.podshow.com Indigo Girls - http://www.indigogirls.com Smucker's (Home of Magic Shell) - http://www.smuckers.com Jinx Titanic - http://www.jinxtitanic.com Carl Sagan Interview - http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/time/sagan.html Logitech (Creator of Webcams) - http://www.logitech.com Our Frappr Map - http://www.frappr.com/thepandashow Our Official Site - http://www.hippiemoo.com Panda Show Feedback/Contact - ipodpanda@gmail.com Wed, 26 Jul 2006 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/podreport.mp3 Justin and Dani Birthdayness at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:13:45 yes Show Notes: Justin's birthday wish, funky background music, and an update on Episode 3 of Elfchild's Panda Show. Comments? Questions? - ipodpanda@gmail.com Official Site - http://www.hippiemoo.com Podsafe Music Network - http://music.podshow.com Songs (in order): Boffius - "Into The Blue" Van Davis - "Monkey Chips" Man Bites God - "Sleazy" David Henderson - "Petaluma Groove" Sat, 8 Jul 2006 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/1june2006panda.mp3 Justin and Dani Bitch3 at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 00:06:54 yes Just me (Justin) speaking directly to the audience to point out a few things and ask a few questions. Please listen. Thanks. Frappr Map - http://www.frappr.com/thepandashow Thu, 1 Jun 2006 00:00:00 CST http://media.libsyn.com/media/theburrow/pandaunplugged.mp3 Justin and Dani Unplugged at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 01:17:46 yes In this episode, Dani and I do away with all the extra fluff and just keep it simple. Just our voices and a bunch of dorky things to say. We insult our fellow Americans, discuss Dani's non-existent sexually-transmitted diseases, and plead with the listeners for some friggin' comments! Links: Our New Site - http://www.hippiemoo.com Pink Cake Box - http://www.pinkcakebox.com Quiz Universe - http://www.quizuniverse.com Jing Jing's Things - http://jingjing.spreadshirt.com DTWF Podcast - http://www.dtwfpodcast.com Sat, 27 May 2006 00:00:00 CST http://libsyn.com/media/theburrow/pandashowdani16jan2006.mp3 Justin and Dani Potential for Hate Mail at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 01:38:02 yes Music Notes: Ferret's Intro Music - "Secret Hallways" by A.R. Morgan Theme Song - "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by Flopsy First Song Break - "Fan of the Bean" by The Clintons Second Song Break - "Lumbar Roll" by Go Ask Brian Links: The Clintons - http://www.clintonsband.com Drink 'Til We're Funny - http://www.dtwfpodcast.com Amanda Steinstein / Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net Pioneer Snacks - http://www.pioneersnacks.com Melissa Anelli - http://www.penbitten.com The Leaky Cauldron - http://www.leakynews.com or http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org Jing Jing's Things - http://jingjing.spreadshirt.com Podsafe Music Network - http://music.podshow.com Farscape - http://www.scifi.com/farscape/ Extended Notes: First off, I apologize for the bad sound quality. Dani and I ended up talking longer than intended, which made the filesize larger. [It was 134mb when I finished editing.] And to get that large filesize to a smaller filesize, I had to lower the bit rate. The problem is that the lower the bit rate, the lower the quality. And to get the filesize below 50mb, I had to lower the bit rate to 80kbps. Sadly, the quality suffered. If I'd gone below 80kbps, the sound quality would be sooooooooo not worth listening to. Next time, I'll try to keep the podcast under an hour, so that the filesize won't be freakish and the sound quality won't suck so much. So again, please bear with me. Episode 3 won't suck so much, and will be smaller and well-planned [hopefully]. *kisses for everyone* Enjoy the show! Mon, 01 May 2006 00:00:00 CST http://libsyn.com/media/theburrow/pandashowdani16jan2006.mp3 Justin and Dani My Night with Dani at theburrow.libsyn.com Comedy 01:04:03 yes Ah, my first Libsyn-y podcast. Wonderful, eh? And what's that...? And extra treat? That's right... my special guest - Dani the Boy Wonder! Mon, 16 Jan 2006 00:00:00 CST