The Papaya Is Calling From Inside The House...
Note: For the record, this blog entry was started on one day, and added to during the following few days. So if something seems odd in timing or whatever, that’s why. This WAS NOT all written on the same day. With that out of the way…
Sweet zombie Jesus, it’s been a fucking long time! I just haven’t had the seconds and minutes and hours available to update this blog. A lot of things have happened lately. And at the same time, it seems like nothing at all has taken place. Isn’t that a bitch?
It’s about midnight as I’m writing this (though I’ll probably post it hours later), and I’m getting ready to watch Holes (starring Shia LaBeouf and Sigourney Weaver) for the millionth time. It’s weird that I like the film, as I really didn’t care for the book. I normally like books more than the films that are spawned by them. (Prime example: I love the Harry Potter books far more than the movies. But as the movies have Rupert Grint and the books don’t, I’m not going to bitch about how much Warner Brothers sucks for their bastardization of the book series. Ah… my dear Rupert. *drools*)
I injured myself at work. I was walking by a desk, and I smacked my hand on it, cutting my left middle finger. Luckily, the office there has quite an extensive first aid kit. Hooray! So I wrapped my finger in a Band-Aid and I’m all better now. *smiles*
Sweet zombie Jesus, it’s been a fucking long time! I just haven’t had the seconds and minutes and hours available to update this blog. A lot of things have happened lately. And at the same time, it seems like nothing at all has taken place. Isn’t that a bitch?
It’s about midnight as I’m writing this (though I’ll probably post it hours later), and I’m getting ready to watch Holes (starring Shia LaBeouf and Sigourney Weaver) for the millionth time. It’s weird that I like the film, as I really didn’t care for the book. I normally like books more than the films that are spawned by them. (Prime example: I love the Harry Potter books far more than the movies. But as the movies have Rupert Grint and the books don’t, I’m not going to bitch about how much Warner Brothers sucks for their bastardization of the book series. Ah… my dear Rupert. *drools*)
I injured myself at work. I was walking by a desk, and I smacked my hand on it, cutting my left middle finger. Luckily, the office there has quite an extensive first aid kit. Hooray! So I wrapped my finger in a Band-Aid and I’m all better now. *smiles*It’s quite cold. And I don’t just mean cold by Texas standards. I mean cold, period. (I can no longer feel my left testicle. Guess I’ll have to call Higgy for some warm-up assistance. Hehehe.) It never fails that it’s like 80 degrees when I leave the house. And once I’m too far to turn back, it’s suddenly 40 degrees and I’m in shorts or something. It’s a pain in the ass. I miss Alaska and Minnesota, where the weather’s always predictable.
I’m really upset. Despite my best efforts to visit everyday and do what I can to make it interesting, most of my friends are entirely ignoring my message board. I have 28 members, and only 3 of them (Hannah, Xi and Helen) visit everyday, or nearly everyday. It’s very upsetting. A lot of them are GP members, which is extra upsetting because they have no problem visiting Jared’s site everyday, but my site is below them. Fuck me for not being as interesting as Jared. *sigh* It really pisses me off. I don’t buy the “I’m too busy” excuse, because I’m quite as busy as most people find themselves and I still find time to visit Jared’s board and mine nearly everyday. In case you haven’t noticed, my main site hasn’t been updated to a post-holidays layout yet, as I haven’t had enough time. And STILL I visit both boards. I want to know why it’s perfectly fine with everyone to act as if I don’t exist. Someone tell me why this is.
I bought Elephant on DVD. I’d been wanting to for awhile, but I just didn’t. (No clue why.) But I was at Borders recently, so I bought it while picking up something for Dani (birthday gift). I went in really only wanting to get him a gift. I’d already visited American Greetings and picked out a card for him, so the gift was on my mind at Borders. But I caved, and along with the present for Dani, I left the store with other purchases. I’m so lame.
I had coffee with a lesbian security guard I met at a bus stop. Hehehe. She was really cool. We talked about how her girlfriend is apparently doing things with a male friend of hers, and plotted ways to stop them. I suggested beating the man with a flashlight, but I guess she’s going for something less violent.
I visited the Whole Foods Market that day. (The day I bought Dani’s goods and met the lesbian security guard.) That’s my new favorite store now. Hehehe. It was like a vegetarian / hippie hangout. There were people eating veggie pizza and drinking soymilk, shopping for organic cereal. It was cool. I couldn’t resist buying something, so I left with a container of papaya spears (tasty fruit), organic chocolate truffles, veggie chips made from spinach and tomatoes, and Bolthouse Farms C-Boost (which is an immunity booster, luckily). Everything at that store has pronounceable ingredients, which is amazing. There are no freaky chemicals and stuff in there. The downside is that the stuff is more expensive. But it’s tasty, so I hope to visit again when I have more money for groceries. *smiles*
And now, I must run off to fornicate. But before I do, I want to promote an artist I’ve come across recently. She’s quirky, she’s cool, and she’s a boyish lesbian. Hooray! Visit AndyMooreMusic.com to learn more about (duh!) Andy Moore.
Until next time...
Justin the Magic Moocow
I’m really upset. Despite my best efforts to visit everyday and do what I can to make it interesting, most of my friends are entirely ignoring my message board. I have 28 members, and only 3 of them (Hannah, Xi and Helen) visit everyday, or nearly everyday. It’s very upsetting. A lot of them are GP members, which is extra upsetting because they have no problem visiting Jared’s site everyday, but my site is below them. Fuck me for not being as interesting as Jared. *sigh* It really pisses me off. I don’t buy the “I’m too busy” excuse, because I’m quite as busy as most people find themselves and I still find time to visit Jared’s board and mine nearly everyday. In case you haven’t noticed, my main site hasn’t been updated to a post-holidays layout yet, as I haven’t had enough time. And STILL I visit both boards. I want to know why it’s perfectly fine with everyone to act as if I don’t exist. Someone tell me why this is.
I bought Elephant on DVD. I’d been wanting to for awhile, but I just didn’t. (No clue why.) But I was at Borders recently, so I bought it while picking up something for Dani (birthday gift). I went in really only wanting to get him a gift. I’d already visited American Greetings and picked out a card for him, so the gift was on my mind at Borders. But I caved, and along with the present for Dani, I left the store with other purchases. I’m so lame.I had coffee with a lesbian security guard I met at a bus stop. Hehehe. She was really cool. We talked about how her girlfriend is apparently doing things with a male friend of hers, and plotted ways to stop them. I suggested beating the man with a flashlight, but I guess she’s going for something less violent.
I visited the Whole Foods Market that day. (The day I bought Dani’s goods and met the lesbian security guard.) That’s my new favorite store now. Hehehe. It was like a vegetarian / hippie hangout. There were people eating veggie pizza and drinking soymilk, shopping for organic cereal. It was cool. I couldn’t resist buying something, so I left with a container of papaya spears (tasty fruit), organic chocolate truffles, veggie chips made from spinach and tomatoes, and Bolthouse Farms C-Boost (which is an immunity booster, luckily). Everything at that store has pronounceable ingredients, which is amazing. There are no freaky chemicals and stuff in there. The downside is that the stuff is more expensive. But it’s tasty, so I hope to visit again when I have more money for groceries. *smiles*
And now, I must run off to fornicate. But before I do, I want to promote an artist I’ve come across recently. She’s quirky, she’s cool, and she’s a boyish lesbian. Hooray! Visit AndyMooreMusic.com to learn more about (duh!) Andy Moore.
Until next time...
Justin the Magic Moocow
2 Comments:
You're going to do what now?! ForniWHAT? Well... Okay but don't leave it too long. You know how jealous Higgy gets...
I do visit every day to every where. Even this blog. And another blog. And GP. And Myspace. And Nationstates. And BBC news. Sometimes alancumming.com too. What can I say. I have no life...
x
Justin, I visit your site everyday but not jared's because I prefer the burrow! I love you site and you:)
Are your fingers ok? I'm worried about you. Be careful next time Justin.
yours xi
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