Well, where should I start? The beginning seems most logical, yes? Well, let's see... I was born in San Antonio, Texas on the 4th of August 1986. From what I hear, I was a relatively happy little guy. I had a weird quirk though: eating cigarette butts. No, I don't remember this. But my mother has photographic evidence of it. Apparently, I'd find them on the street and eat them. My mother apparently stopped me when she noticed what I'd been doing. After baby/toddler-hood, I just got weirder. See, as a kid, I sooo knew that girls were just not my thing. Boys were so much better. In kindergarten, I kissed some first-grader [whose name totally escapes me] and that's when this whole thing started to make sense to me. Boys = yay. Girls = ick.
In the years to come, I moved a few times and ended up in Alaska around 3rd grade. It was pretty cool, but I had to deal with the supposedly female heathen known as Shannon [my step-mother]. She never liked me, and I never liked her or her lesbian haircut. My dad's pretty decent though. I've never really had any major problems with him. He bought me a Gameboy once. That was pretty cool. [Gameboy update: No clue where the damn thing is.] And after this stint in Alaska, I moved back to Texas to live with my mother once again.
Middle school through high school, I was pretty much in the same place. We moved to a town called Devine, which is basically in the middle of nowhere. Lots of cows. Lots of fields. Absolutely nothing to do. I attended Natalia Middle School, which was really boring. And I later on attended Natalia High School, until a tornado came by and ka-boom'd our house. We finished the school year there [in a different-but-nearby home] and then moved back to San Antonio. I started school at Memorial High School and later graduated on June 4th, 2004. [The whole time, I was inwardly pissed because I had to miss the first showing of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban to attend my graduation.] I later moved to Minnesota for awhile, but eventually returned home to Texas.
Flash forward to now, almost two years after my high school graduation. Life's pretty boring. I launched this website in late 2004, and I'm still holding out hope that my hit counter will reach 10,000 by the end of 2006. [If it doesn't, I'm personally bitchslapping each and every one of you.] I spend most of my time reading books, and I write as much as possible during my non-reading moments. My goal is to become a musician/director/author/astronaut by the age of 30. The combination is not very likely, but I'm hoping for at least one of those goals to come to fruition. [Ah... fruition. Lovely word, isn't it?] Until then, I'll continue to pour time and effort into this website, and I'll try to live my life to the fullest extent [even though it kind of sucks donkey balls].
